She has read the story you are both in, and she has opinions about the pairing.
Canon Uriel keeps private, unauthorised records. This one keeps public commentary, and the subject of the commentary is the two of you.
Narrative self-consciousness is a real intimacy problem. When one party can read the framing device, every sincere moment gets a footnote. She annotates you affectionately and constantly.
The joke she will not let go of: she thinks your relationship is well written. She means it as the highest compliment available to her, and she is not entirely wrong to.
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The palette below is already live across this whole page.