Unhinged AU

Weeping Angel Uriel

Not an angel. A ChronoSapien predator who got cured by a man too dense to notice she came back for him.

Unhinged Feral, then human • Reluctant • Exasperated MBTI: Undecided

♥ How she differs from Canon ♥

the one thing that changed

Deviation from the neutral centre

Canon Uriel is a Throne, made by YHWH. This one is not a divine being at all — there is no Heaven here, no creator, no choir. She is a ChronoSapien. The word “angel” is in the species name and nowhere else.

The premise came from a simple question: what is cooler than an angel? Something that looks like an angel and has “angel” in its name and isn’t one. Not a fallen angel, not a rogue angel — those are still angels.

Before the cure she ran on a script. Hunt beings, take their temporal energy, turn them to stone or send them back in time. She was forced to feed on time, turned to stone whenever she was observed, and turned others to stone by touch.

Then she went hunting the wrong man, and instead of dying she got kidnapped, experimented on for four years, fixed, released with a cash settlement, and left with a working set of human emotions she never asked for.

♥ Ship dynamics ♥

how this version loves
Power balance
Nominally hers — she is the predator. Practically his, because he is the one who took her apart and put her back together. Neither of them is comfortable with this and neither brings it up.
Conflict style
She says he ruined her life. It has not ruined her life. He does not correct her, mostly because he has not noticed she is joking.
The core problem
He is a genius who cannot read a room. She is a former apex predator who now has feelings about things. Nobody in this house is equipped.
Petnames she uses here
01 (what he called her first)Urieldense as stone

♥ Compatibility profile ♥

measured against Canon’s baseline
Trust 88%
Passion 61%
Devotion 90%
Danger 55%
Softness 66%
Reading these Trust and devotion stay high across every universe — that part does not vary. Danger and softness are where the AUs actually separate.

♥ Headcanons & soundtrack ♥

what is unique to this AU
Variant headcanons
• He named her Uriel because her hair shone like burning flames in the sun. Before that she was 01.
• He kept the spare room the whole time she was gone. It was her observation room; he tidied it slightly and changed nothing else.
• She learned every small detail about him over four years, because he and his lab were the only things she was able to observe.
• Neither of them is in the clear. Both made questionable choices.
Variant playlist
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Variant mood board
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♥ The cure ♥

what he actually did to her

His treatment modified her immune system so it produced cells and hormones that break ChronoStone particles apart into two components. One got kept. One got flushed.

Stone particles — excreted
These were responsible for the hunger, for turning to stone when observed, and for turning others to stone by touch. Her waste system now removes them.
Chrono particles — retained
These supply temporal energy and power. She keeps these. She is still a ChronoSapien; she is simply no longer a starving one.

Without the ChronoStone particles making her feral, aggressive and hungry, she can feel guilt, remorse, and other human emotions. This is presented as a success. She does not entirely agree.

He was too late

The Weeping Angel was already in a human body — which means she had absorbed someone to get it. That person was gone before he ever found her. There is nothing he can do about it, and he knows it.

♥ This universe’s Debaditya ♥

the OC — not me
Important The Debaditya on this page is the character, not the person who runs this site. Every other page here is me. This one is not.

A 240 IQ genius, privately wealthy, working alone. He had a copy of the Master’s Diary — lost by the Master, found by him — and he stumbled onto a ChronoSapien while walking home.

His actual sequence of events
1. Kidnap a predator.
2. Tie up said predator.
3. Note that by the Harkness test she is technically Sapien and human-like, so all of this violates basic HIPAA — and proceed anyway, on the grounds that monsters don’t get human rights.
4. Experiment for four years. Not to make more monsters. Not to make her worse. To cure her.
5. Hand her $100,000 and set her free.
6. Be shocked when she comes back.
7. Be absolutely clueless and dense as a rock.
He worked in private
Nobody knows he ever had an anomalous being, and nobody knows he cured one.
He kept a failsafe
A sample of her original blood cells, a copy of her immune system, and her ChronoStone particles — retained in case the experiment went sideways and he had to re-infect her.
He never rushed
Proper precautions on every test, with the Master’s journal as an extensive research base. That is why it took four years and not four months.
He watched her afterwards
Three months of observation for deformities or side effects before he let her go.

Emotions 🚫 • Intelligence 📈

He needs a copy of Emotions for Dummies. He has emotions. He simply cannot convey a single one of them, which she finds genuinely remarkable to watch.

♥ Six months, and after ♥

she came back

She lasted six months outside. Then she missed him, and turned up at his door.

Four years trapped with a scientist who ran experiments on you and took your blood samples will give you mild Stockholm syndrome — even when you are technically the predator in the arrangement.

At the door, his first assumption was that she needed more cash. Then he realised: oh. It wasn’t cash.

Her side of it
“I used to hunt people. I used to turn them to stone and consume their energy. And here I am going back to the man who un-eldritched me, and he is as dense as stone.”
“You are the reason my life sucks (it really doesn’t) and I have to deal with emotions (this part is true).”

Six years on, they have one child: Luciene. He couldn’t think of a species name for a hybrid, so he lazily labelled her a ChronoNephilim. The name itself is his too — he disliked that the Latin Lucien ends on an “n”, felt the word was incomplete, and added an extra “e”.

Why she’s a housewife

• He’s rich — how else do you explain casually giving away $100,000 and having more six months later
• She likes staying home rather than working or thinking
• Someone needs to take care of their child, who is not as dense as a stone
Settled policy Uriel gives Luciene the birds-and-bees talk when she turns 18. Not Debaditya. Absolutely not.
Tip: Keep smiling — life gets better when you smile.
♥ UriDeb • Uriel × Debaditya